A Jewish rope merchant from New York was trying desperately to sell some of his goods in Louisiana. But wherever he went, he kept encountering Anti-Semitism.

In one particular department store, the buyer taunted him:

“All right, Jew. I’ll buy some of your rope. As much as reaches from the top of your big Jewish nose to the tip of your little Jewish penis.”

Two weeks later, the buyer was startled to receive a shipment containing ten thousand kilometres of Grade A rope, with a value of millions of dollars. Attached was a note:
“Dear sir, many thanks for your generous order.
Invoice attached. Yours sincerely,
Jacob Triebwasser, New York (circumcised in Kiev).”

(this is a joke so old I don't know who to credit it to, but my grandfather told me it)

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