He looks to his left and sees a very short man also peeing. Suddenly, the short man looks up at the taller man, and the taller man is completely embarrassed about staring at the smaller man’s penis.
“Sorry,” says the taller man.
“I’m not gay or anything, but you have the longest penis I’ve ever seen, especially on a man so small!”
“Well,” says the little man, “that’s because I’m a Leprechaun! All Leprechauns have penises this size!”
The taller man says, “Incredible! I’d give anything for mine to be that long.”
“Well, what with me being a Leprechaun and all, I can give you your wish! If you let me take you into that stall over there and screw you, I’ll give you your wish!”
“Gee,” says the man, “I don’t know about that. Oh, to hell with it. OK!”
Soon, the Leprechaun is behind the taller man, humping away.
“Say,” says the Leprechaun, “how old are you, son?”
Finding it difficult to turn with the Leprechaun humping him so ferociously, the tall man says over his shoulder, “Uh-uh, thirty-two...”
Finishing up says the little man, “thirty-two and you still believe in Leprechauns!
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