And starts a conversation with the driver. After a long pause, the cab driver says to the nun “I have a question for you, I hope I don’t offend you”. The nun kindly said “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am, and a nun for as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.”
The cab driver says to the nun “Well in that case this should be no problem... I’ve always wanted to kiss a nun” The nun said “Well let’s see what we can do about that. You must either be catholic or single” The cab driver agreed to both excitedly saying “yes sister! I am both! Catholic and single!”
The nun told the cab driver to pull into a nearby alley and gave him a kiss and much more.
As the cab driver pulls out he begins to cry. He exclaims “Forgive me father for I have sinned!” The nun asked “What is the matter son? Why have you sinned and why are you crying?”
The cab driver hesitantly says “Forgive me but I lied to you! I’m Jewish and married!”
The nun says “That’s alright, my names Kevin and I’m on my way to a Halloween party”.
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