The priest tells the executioner, "I want to meet my maker face to face, can I lie on my back?"
The executioner says, "I see no problem with that."
As the blade comes down it stops halfway. The executioner sees this as a miracle and sets the priest free.
The rabbi makes the same request to watch the blade fall and again it stops halfway. The rabbi goes free.
Finally the engineer requests the same thing, and the executioner reluctantly agrees.
As the executioner reaches to pull the handle to drop the blade the engineer cries out, "Wait! I see the problem right there...."
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