She is a few hours away from getting a heart transplant and quite nervous.
She asks the surgeon, “Doctor, what if my body rejects it?” The surgeon replies, “Well, you’re in good health apart from your heart. What do you do for a living?” She shyly admits, “Um, actually I’ve been working as a prostitute since I was eighteen.”
“I see... and how old are you now?” He Enquired. “Thirty four - but may I ask where this is going?” She replied anxiously.
“Well,” said the surgeon after some thought, “if you haven’t rejected an organ for the last sixteen years, it’s unlikely that you’ll start now.”
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