Whoever is in top of the list gets visited by death and killed. One day, he knocks on a man's door and tells him, 'I've come to kill you .' The man was scared, but thinking quickly, said, ' At least come in ,have dinner, and a good night's sleep before killing me.' Death accepted, but unbeknownst to death, there were sleeping pills in the food. While death was sleeping, the man erased his name from the top of the list, and wrote it down again at the bottom of the list. The next day, Death woke up and said, "'You're the first person that's been so kind to me. As a favour to you, I'm going to start from the bottom of the list..
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