Two guys were walking through the woods when they came upon a huge hole. They wondered how deep it was so they stared to drop things down it. They started with a stone, and listened. Nothing. Then a large log. Still nothing. Then they found a huge piece of concrete. The two of them struggled to get it to the edge before dropping it into the abyss. As they stood there, listening for it to hit bottom, a goat came flying past diving straight into the bottomless pit.
As they were walking back out of the woods a farmer approached. "Y'all seen a goat?" he asked. "Sure did," the men replied "ran right past us and dove into a hole!"
"Couldn't have been my goat" the farmer replied, "mine was tied to a chunk of concrete."
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