I was visiting my cousin and he just blew through a red light ...

I yelled, "Are you crazy?!"

He waved me off, saying, "It's OK, my brother does it all the time."

The next light was red too, and he just sailed on through again.

"You're gonna get us killed," I shouted.

And he again replied, "It's OK, my brother does it all the time."

The next light was green, so I was feeling better, but my cousin slammed on the brakes.

I asked, "Now what?"

He said, "Gotta be careful, my brother might be coming the other way."

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