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The Penguin Joke

One day a cop pulls over a van and when he walked up to the drivers window he sees a flock of penguins buckled into the seats.

The cop asks the driver "are those penguins?"

The driver says "yes, they are my pets."

The cop replies to the driver "You need to take them to the zoo immediately."

So the driver agreed and drove off.

The next day the cop pulls over the same van and he walks up to the window and sees the penguins still buckled into their seats, except this time they were all wearing sunglasses.

The cop says to the driver "I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo?"

The driver says "I did, and today we are going to the beach!"

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