They're peckish and want some food.
The first man, Bob, says “Carl, do you want to buy us a couple of ice creams?”
Carl: Sure what do you want?
Bob: vanilla ice cream in a cone, a flake and chocolate sauce
Carl: Ok, I’ll be back now.
Carl walks off...
Bob: Now you will remember what I want?
Carl: Yes, vanilla ice cream in a cone, a flake and chocolate sauce.
Bob: Correct
Carl walks a little further...
Bob: Don’t forget now Carl
Carl: I won’t, vanilla ice cream in a cone, a flake and chocolate sauce
Carl is nearly at the ice cream van
Bob: Carl?!!! DON’T FORGET WHAT I WANT!!!! Carl: I WON’T, VANILLA ICE CREAM, CONE, FLAKE AND CHOCOLATE SAUCE...
A little while Carl walks back with 2 burgers.
Bob: Fucking hell Carl where’s my fries??!
[link] [comments]
from Jokes: Get Your Funny On! https://ift.tt/2QUaSPa
via IFTTT
0 comments:
Post a Comment