A husband and wife were grocery shopping

A husband and wife were grocery shopping. The husband picks up a case of beer and puts it in the cart.
"What are you doing?" asks the wife
"They're on sale, only 10 bucks for 24 cans"
"Put them back, we can't afford them" the wife responded.

Later on, she puts a $20 jar of face cream in the cart.
"What are you doing?" asked the husband.
"It's my face cream, it makes me look beautiful" she responded. "Yea, so does the 24 cans of beer and it's half the price!"

We haven't heard from the husband since. RIP

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