...and decides to abandon it. He takes her into the car, drives a few blocks away, drops off the cat and drives home.
Ten minutes later, the cat is back home again.
"Well," the man thinks to himself, "maybe it was a little too short a distance."
He gets back in the car with the cat, drives 5 kilometers and sets her free. Not twenty minutes later, the cat is back home.
"That's enough!" the man thinks to himself, takes the cat into the car and drives 20 kilometers, then through the forest, over a bridge, right, left and then finally abandons cat in the middle of the forest in a clearing. Half an hour later, the man calls home.
"Is the cat there?" he asks his wife.
"Yes, why?"
"Put her on the phone, I got lost."
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