Two guys were on a golf course playing a couple rounds when one turns to the other and says "Hey man, do you have a lighter?" the other guy opens up a compartment on his golf bag and says "Yeah, here you go." and hands the first guy this giant lighter.

The first guy says "Man that's a huge lighter, where'd you get this?" the other guy says "Oh, well, there's this genie lamp I found, rubbed it, genie came out, and said he'd grant me one wish." The first guy says "Wow, that's crazy, do you still have the lamp?" The other guy opens up another compartment on his golf bag and says "Yeah, here you go." and hands the first guy the lamp. He rubs it, the genie comes out and tells him he'll grant him one wish. The guy wishes for 1 million bucks, and down from the sky falls 1 million ducks. The other guy says "Oh, I forgot to tell you, the genie is hard of hearing, do you think I wanted a twelve inch Bic?"

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