A French, English, and Italian are captured by Germans, who want to get information out of them. They tie their legs to a wooden chair and their hands behind it and have all the chairs lined up.
First, they go to the French man. Before they lay a single hit on them, he tells the Germans everything he knows.
Then, they go to the English man. The hit him and hit him for 5 minutes before finally he gives up and tells them everything he knows.
Lastly, they go to the Italian. They beat him and beat him for hours and hours to the point where he looks almost dead, but he doesn't a say. Finally, they give up. The Germans untie all of them and throw them into a cell together.
The French and the English men are extremely surprised. "How did you manage not to say anything?" the French man asked.
The Italian shrugged, "I wanted to, but they tied me up and I couldn't move my hands!"
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