An American man and a British meet at a subway station.

They have a pleasant conversation, when the subject eventually shifts to the differences in their language and terminology.

American man: So, what do you call where we are right now? A subway?

British man: No, we call it the underground.

American man: What about an airplane?

British man: An aeroplane.

American man: Then what’s the name of a flashlight?

British man: A torch, of course!

American man: Then where do you lock up your criminals and thieves? Here, we call it jail.

British man: A jail? What’s that? We just call it Australia.

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