She lives in a terrible neighbourhood and one day is caught in the middle of a drive-by shooting. She is rushed to the hospital for emergency surgery. When she wakes up the doctor tells her that all of her babies will live, however each one was hit by a bullet and they were unable to remove them.
The woman ends up giving birth to 2 girls and a boy. 13 years later the first daughter approaches her mother and says “hey mum, I was going to the bathroom and a bullet came out.” So the Mum explains what happened.
A few days later the second daughter approaches her mother and says “hey mum, my period just started and a bullet came out.” So she explains to her second daughter what happened.
A few days later the son approaches her and says “Hey mum, I was jacking off and I shot the dog.”
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