A woman goes into labor and is taken to the hospital by her husband. They meet the doctor and the doctor says he has a new invention that will give a percentage of the labor pain from the mother to the biological father.
The woman is very excited and her husband reluctantly agrees. The woman is clearly in pain so the doctor turns on the machine and starts it at 10%.
The man doesn’t feel a thing so the doctor decides to increase the percentage to 50%. The husband is in no pain still while the woman is feeling some relief.
Finally the doctor turns it up to 100% and the woman and her husband both don’t feel anything. The doctor writes it off as the machine malfunctioned and delivers the baby. So couple drive home with their baby and see the mailman is dead on their porch.
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