A Man goes to the beach with his friends and gets buried up to his neck in the sand.

After a while, his friends leave him to go to the bar.

Some time later, the man looks up to see three beautiful women walking over to him giggling; a brunette, a blonde and a redhead. They stop in front of him. Then the brunette approaches.

"Have you ever been hugged?" She asked the man.

"No." He replies honestly.

So the Brunette smiles, bends over and gives the man a great big (if slightly awkward) hug. Then she walks off.

The Blonde then approaches the man and asks; "Have you ever been kissed?"

Once again the man honestly replies; "No."

The blonde smiles then bends over and gives the man a deep and passionate kiss. She then pulls away and walks off.

Finally the Redhead approaches the man and asks; "Have you ever been fucked?"

Sensing a pattern and getting excited, the man answers honestly: "No."

"Well you are now, the tides's coming in."

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