A rugged man and his crocodile enter a bar. Everyone immediately stares at the man and his crocodile that has captured their attention. He unzips his pants, hits the crocodile on the head to daze it, then puts his penis in the crocodile's mouth. Everyone looks on in horror and amazement.
He then shouts, "I'll give $1000 to anyone who thinks they can do that." Silence. You could hear a pin drop in the bar as no one dares speak up.
"I'll do it," says a blonde in the back raising her hand. "But you have to promise not to hit me on the head first."
[link] [comments]
from Jokes: Get Your Funny On! https://ift.tt/3wbSqW9
via IFTTT
0 comments:
Post a Comment