A man was telling about one of his recent outdoors adventures to his friend:
"I was about to leave the woods, but then I saw a bear. The bear saw me too and started following me. So I started running. While I was running, I looked back and saw the bear running and slipping. Anyways, I kept running and it kept slipping. It was terrible. I could even hear the bear grumbling when it was slipping behind me. At the end, I made it to a river and then the bear wasn't there anymore. I guess it lost me after all the slipping."
His friend was shocked after hearing the story. "That was fucking terrifying. I would have shit myself if I were you", said his friend. The man replied "why else did you think the bear was slipping?"
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