When they reach the gates of heaven, God offers them a deal; they can all go back to Earth for one day, but they have to give up the thing they love most. The Jew gives up money, the Italian gives up Italian food, and the gay guy gives up gay sex. They are promptly sent back to Earth on a sidewalk in New York. Within minutes, the Italian guy spots an Italian restaurant, and runs in. He is immediately sent back to heaven. The Jew and the gay guy continue on their way, when the Jew spots a 50¢ coin on the sidewalk. His want for money overwhelms him so much, that he bends over to grab it. Both him and the gay guy get sent back to heaven.
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