Every Sunday a man and his wife attend church. The man has a bad habit of falling asleep during services, so one Sunday his wife brings a hat pin and pokes him everytime he drifts off. The priest is giving his sermon and asks who gave birth to Jesus? The man is asleep wife jabs him and he blurts out "Holy Mary mother of God!" Priest carries on, asks who the savior is, man is sleeping again, wife pokes, he yells "Jesus Christ!" Later on in the sermon priest asks "Does anyone know what Eve said to Adam after the birth of their second child?" Wife jabs her husband and he yells "If you stick that thing in me one more time I'll snap it in half."
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