A man walks into a bar and orders 5 Whiskeys and downs them incredibly quickly.

The barman says "That was quick!"

"You'd drink them quickly if you had what I had..." replies the man.

"Ohh, what's that?" said the barman sympathetically.

The man answers "no money."

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