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A man with no arms and no legs sits at the beach pondering his lonely life

3 beautiful women walk by and the first woman taking pity on the man walks up and asks "Have you ever been hugged before?"

"No" says the man. So she hugs him and walks on.

The 2nd woman also taking pity on the man, walks up and asks "Have you ever been kissed before?"

"No" the man replies sorrowfully. So she kisses him and walks on.

The 3rd woman also walks up to the man and asks him "Have you ever been fucked before?"

"No..." says the man now with a tear in his eye.

"Well thats what youre gonna be when the tide comes in"

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