At Moscow airport the customs officials stop him when they find a statue of Lenin in his luggage and ask what it is.
He replies, "I think you meant "Who is this?" This my friend, is Comrade Lenin, who laid the foundations of socialism and allowed Russia to prosper. I take a statue of him with me everywhere I go as a reminder of his accomplishments". And with that they let him go through.
When he arrives at Tel Aviv airport he is also stopped by the customs officials there as well, and is questioned about the statue of Lenin again. This time he says, "This my friend, is Lenin, an evil bastard who made me as a Jew, leave Russia. I bring this statue of him with me everywhere so I can curse his name every day." And with that they let him go through.
When he arrives at his apartment and gets settled and unpacked, he later invites his friends and family to celebrate.
They too question him about the statue, to which he replies, "This my friends, is eight kilograms of solid gold that I managed to bring through customs without paying a cent in taxes for."
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