Two birds are on a tree branch in the middle of the night

Bird 1: "I'm hungry, I'm going to try to find a mouse to eat."

Bird 2: "You sure? It's pretty damn dark to find a mouse."

Bird 1: "There's no harm in trying."

Bird 2: "I guess.."

So bird 1 flies off into the darkness. Some time passes and the sun begins to rise. Bird 2 sees his pal flying back with a juicy beakful of blood.

Bird 2: "Wow! Where did you find a feast like that?"

Bird 1: "See that tree over there?"

Bird 2: "Yeah"

Bird 1: "Well, I didn't."

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