His first night at the lodge, he asks around for the guy with the best hunting stories.
“The man over there in the wheelchair is named James. He’s 90 years old and has been hunting all over the world for 70 years. He’s got some great stories”.
So the man walks over, introduces himself and asks the man for a hunting story.
“Well, I was out on the Serengeti hunting rhino. I tracked one down, and just as I raised my rifle, a huge lion jumped out of the brush next to me and bellowed a loud ROAAAAAAARRRRR!!! And I just shit myself!!!”.
The young man said, “Well, I would have been so scared, I would’ve shit myself, too!!”.
“No, not then, just now when I yelled ROOAAAAARRRR!!!”.
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