As he approaches the car dorr he asks the driver for his license and the cars papers. The driver awnsers: i dont got a license and the car is stolen. The cop was baffled and uttered: are you serious?! The driver awnsers: i'm always serious after a few lines of blow up my nose dude... The cop: sir i'm placing you under arrest! The driver: cant this wait? I still need to ditch the body in my trunk somewhere? The cop knew he couldnt deal with this on his own and radio'd for backup. When the street was flooded with police and the traffic cop updated the chief commander, the commander approached the car driver and asked about the paperworks. Car driver gives his license, registration, insurance,... The commander says: i thought you didnt have any of this? Driver: ofcourse i do! Commander: do you want to take a drugswipe? Driver: sure i do, i dont even drink, let alone do drugs! After the driver passes the swipe the commander asks him about the body in the trunk. The driver opens his trunk and shows the commander there is only a spare tire inthere. The driver says to the commander whilst pointing at the traffic cop: what's this with the police today? First the paperwork, then the drugswipe, a body in my trunk, next he's gonna say i was speeding to?
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