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A woman decides to kill herself as everyone wants to have sex with her

She has had enough. Everyone saw her as an object.

So she jumps out of the 7th floor.

A man in the 6th floor sees her falling and catches her.

"What do you think you're doing?", he says, "Life is good. We can go to cinema. We can have some Ice Cream. And then... You know. We can come back to my place and have some sex."

"You're just like everyone else.", she says and jumps again.

A man in the 5th floor catches her.

"What do you think you're doing?", he says, "Life is good. We can go to the beach. We can have some Coffee. And then... You know. We can come back to my place and have some sex."

"You're just like everyone else.", she says and jumps again.

A man on the 4th floor catches her.

"What do you think you're doing?", he says, "Life is good. We can go to the park. We can have some Cake."

"And then?", she asks.

"Then we can go swimming. And drink a beer.", he says.

"Aren't we going to have sex?", she asks.

“Get out of my apartment you fucking bitch.", he said abruptly throwing her out of the window.

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