The angel says "God has been watching and is pleased with you both. You make this church look happy and full of life. For this reason, God has given you each an hour's worth of life to spend however you want."
The man and woman look at one another and smile. They sneak off behind a bush together, and the angel watches for 15 minutes and the bush rustles and there are some giggles. After the 15 minutes, the man and women emerge. The woman is smiling from ear to ear and the man is zipping up his trousers.
The angel says "That was only 15 minutes! You can go back and do it again if you like?"
And the woman looks at the man and says "Okay, but this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll shit on it's head"
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