He was ready to leave his gold mining days behind, as his retirement was coming up in a couple of months.
One day, he was leaving work, pushing a wheelbarrow that had a box in it.
The guard noticed the box, and suspiciously asked, "Hey, Barry. What's in the box?"
"Nothing", murmured Barry, as if he was hiding something.
Unconvinced, the guard took the box and opened it, only to find Barry was actually telling the truth. "Well, what do you know!", chuckled the guard, surprised to see the box was empty.
Same thing happened the next day. This went on for weeks, until the day of Barry's retirement.
"Look, Barry. I know you're up to something, but I just can't point my finger on what it is.", the guard sighed. "Just be honest with me, and I promise I won't say a word. Are you stealing anything?"
Barry looks around, leans in close, and says "Wheelbarrows!"
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