Everyone is staring quietly because of the sheer size of some random guy seemingly on a mission.
He walks up to the counter and orders two shots of whiskey. After downing them both in succession, he reaches into the box and pulls out a huge snapping turtle, shows it to everyone around. Then the guy unzips his pants and pulls out a huge shlong!
The guy pokes the turtle in the eyes and his mouth opens wide. He sticks his cock in the turtle’s mouth, pokes him in the eyes again, and his mouth shuts tight on his dick. The man poses like a superhero as everyone looks on in disbelief. Then he pokes the turtle’s eyes again, mouth opens up, and he put the turtle back in the box and puts away his prick.
Then the guy announces to the bar, “I’ll give $500 to anyone in here that can do that right now!” The room is completely silent; no one speaks up.
After about 15 seconds, a small, petite voice in the back of the room speaks out, “I’ll do it... but you don’t have to poke me in the eyes!”
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