Two guys vacationing in Florida decide they want to go fishing. So they go into town and enlist the help of a local redneck who says he knows the perfect spot.
The guys grab their gear and head out on the hike. Along the path they come across a sheep tangled up in a barbed wire fence.
The one guy turns to his buddy as says “Man I wish it was a sexy blonde tied up over there.”
“No way” says his buddy. “I wish it was a redhead with big tits.”
The redneck eyes them both and says “Shit I just wish you two weren’t here”
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