They take a break in a rocky clearing with odd writing. After a while, they get frisky, and decide to play a little game called hide the sausage. They look around for people even though they’re in the middle of nowhere. It seems all clear and they go for it. Little did they know, they were in the middle of an Indian burial ground.
As things were getting hot and heavy, the ground begins to rumble, and, soon enough, the devil himself rises from the ground. The young couple cowers frozen in fear on the ground. The devil proclaimed that they were fornicating on sacred ground and their souls are now forfeit. They beg for their lives. The devil was in a good mood so he says he will let them go on one condition. The couple says they’ll do anything. The devil says he will give them an impossible challenge. He says if the man can ejaculate any 8 letter word onto a rock and his girlfriend can guess it correctly with absolutely no communication, they can go free.
The man tells the devil his intended word. He then begins trying to jack off, but the devil emerging from the ground and threatening to take your soul is a bit of a turn off. He’s so scared that he struggles to even get hard. However, their lives depend on it. So after a couple minutes, he jizzes a measly little puddle, completely unreadable. The devil laughs and says your souls are now mine. The girlfriend tells him to wait and to let her guess anyways. He concedes but continues on chuckling. The girlfriend guesses correctly, leaving the devil completely flabbergasted. He incredulously asks her how she guessed right. She responds, “A boy scout always comes prepared.”
This is OC as far as I’m concerned. I came up with this myself today and I don’t think anyone else is insane enough to come up with it too.
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