Bernie Sanders decides he wants to seek out a prostitute in a brothel, but not just any brothel will do. As a true champion of the working class he will only give his patronage to a true union institution.
He walks into the first brothel and he asks the owner, "if I were to pay $100, how much would go to the girl and how much would go to the house?"
"The girl would get $20 and I would get $80" the owner replies, causing Mr. Sanders to groan in response.
"That's an outrage! She's doing all the work, this is basically robbery!" He leaves in search of a more equitable institution.
At the next brothel he asks the same question; "if I were to pay $100, how much would go to the girl and how much would go to the house?"
"The girl and I would split it fifty-fifty" the owner replies.
"That's better than the last place, but you still take too much" Sanders says. He leaves to find yet another one.
At the final brothel he approaches the owner once more and, depressed that he might not find a true union institution, asks one final time. "if I were to pay $100, how much would go to the girl and how much would go to the house?"
"I would only take $20 and the girl would get $80" the owner replied.
Bernie Sanders nodded his head. "I like that, now this is a real union establishment right here! I would like to see what girls are available."
So the owner lines up all of the girls. Two of them that stand out are one very, very old woman he has no interest in and one young very, very young Latina with huge tits. "I'd like that one" he says, pointing at the latina.
To his confusion the old woman steps forward and takes his hand. "Then let's get to it handsome" she says with the gravely voice of a life-long smoker.
"What? No, I asked for a different woman!" He steps back.
"This is a union establishment," she replies, "and I have seniority."
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