A TV crew was filming a documentary in a small mountain village, and for their ending sequence they wanted to interview one of the many shepherds around.
- So, could you tell us about a happy memory being a shepherd here?
- A happy memory... mmmh... Yes, see, there was that time. A goat had escaped from the herd and got lost. A really nice goat, you know... The entire village went looking after her, and we were quite concerned because we had heard rumors of a wolf in the region. So we looked, and looked. We searched the entire forest, we searched through all the bushes, through the thorns... We climbed the cliff over there, and eventually, someone shouted "Here she is!". So, we brought her back to the village, and attached her to the fountain in the middle of the square so she wouldn't escape again. Then we went to drink, a lot, and eat, a lot. Once we were done, and quite drunk, we all came back to the square and fucked the goat.
- Wh... What!? No, wait... We're filming a documentary, you... You just can't say that, this is for the TV, you know, kids will be watching! Is uhh... is there another uuuh... happy memory you could share?
- Let me think... Oh, yeah! A few years later, the mayor's daughter got lost. Beautiful girl. And well, the wolf was still around. So, the entire village went looking after her. She wasn't in the forest... She wasn't in the fields over there either... So, we climbed the cliff again, and we found her! We brought her back to the village, we attached her to the fountain, we drank and ate a lot, and then, we fucked her.
- .... Okay. Let's try something else, forget about the happy memories. Is there a sad memory you would like to share with us?
- Oh, certainly. The other day, I got lost in the mountain...
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