A boy came home from school at late night. His dad says, "where have you been?".

Son: I was with Jessica

Dad: What were you doing?

Son: We were studying.

After picking off the snacks from the table, the son says,

"These fishcakes are lovely. Where did you buy this?"

Dad replies, "Wash your hands, son. They're f*ucking donuts!

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