House sex, first couple years when everything is still fresh and brand new and you have sex in every room of the house.
Bedroom sex, after maybe five or six years when you have a couple kids and you can only have sex in the bedroom.
Hall sex, after about ten years when you stand at opposite ends of the hall and yell “FUCK YOU!”
Courtroom sex, when your wife and her lawyer fuck you in front of the judge and everyone.
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