Cop pulls over a little old lady and asks for her licence and registration. When she pulls out her wallet, he sees a handgun in her purse.
"Ma'am, is that a gun in your purse?"
"Yes, Officer, it's a .38 Smith & Wesson revolver."
"Please place that purse on the passenger seat, Ma'am, and don't make any sudden moves towards it. Do you have any other weapons I should know about?"
"Well, there's a Colt 1911 automatic in the glove compartment..."
"Okay, let's stay away from that side of the car. Anything else?"
"I got a .22 Derringer in my bra, but it's just a little peashooter. Wouldn't hurt a fly."
The cop sighs, and asks, "Do you have any other weapons on you?"
"What do you mean by 'on me'?"
"Ma'am, do you have any other weapons? Just tell me."
"Okay, there's a Mossberg 12 gauge pump action and an AK-47 in the trunk."
The cop pauses for a moment. "Ma'am, you have a revolver, a derringer, an automatic pistol, a shotgun, and an assault rifle, What are you so afraid of?"
"Not a goddamn thing."
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