"I work long hours to support my family. When I finally get home, my wife hands me the baby and the other kids are waiting for me to help them with their homework. After dinner, it's my job to clean up and help put the baby to bed. I have an endless list of things to fix around the house on weekends. My life is too busy, and I never get a break!"
The therapist hears the man out and advises him to buy a male goat to solve his problems.
The next week, the man comes back to see the therapist.
"I can't believe you told me to buy a goat! It's completely useless, has destroyed my back yard and started nibbling on our books and clothes, makes a terrible mess everywhere, and is aggressive to everyone. I am losing hair and gaining weight from stress, and my wife is threatening to leave me!"
The therapist tells the man to sell the goat.
The next week, the man comes back yet again and the therapist asks him how things are going.
"Now that we got rid of the goat, life is so great!!"
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