Little Johnny's parents have a plumber over to fix some issues in the bathroom. As kids do, Johnny roams around the plumber, commenting and asking questions.
At same point, the plumber takes out a screwdriver, and Little Johnny gets excited. "Hey, my dad has two of these. A small one that he fixes my glasses with, and a big one that he uses to fix stuff around the house."
The plumber takes out a wrench, and Little Johnny gets even more excited. "Hey, dad has two of these too! A small one that he uses to fix my tricycle and a big one that he uses to fix stuff on his car."
By now, the plumber is annoyed, and he has to pee. As he reaches for his zipper and he's getting ready to shut the bathroom door, he sees Little Johnny staring.
"Don't tell me your dad has two of these, as well"
"Of course he does" says Little Johnny. "A small one that he uses to pee, and a big one that he uses to brush mom's teeth"
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