A man rushes into the Police station and says "Someone stole my Ford Transit"
The policeman at the desk asks "what happened?"
"Well", said the man, "A Belgian man came to test-drive the van I was selling"
"He gave me his expensive cell phone to hold as collateral while he drove the van"
"When he didn't return, I tried turning the phone on to see if there were other contact details but the phone is a dummy unit"
The policemen asked "Can you describe the person that stole your van"
"Well he said his name was Jean-Claude" said the van owner.
"Oh no" said the policeman, "You've fallen victim to the Jean-Claude van Scam".
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