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Two heroin addicts die and stand before Saint Peter at the pearly gates

They ask Saint Peter if they’re allowed in, and Peter reviews their records.

“Wow, I’m really not sure guys. It says here you’ve done a lot of bad things. Stealing, lying, generally bad addict behavior things. I can’t make this call, I have to go ask the big guy himself”, Peter says.

He goes to God’s office and explains the situation.

God says “they’re all my children, and I love them equally. They can enter”, and Saint Peter returns to the pearly gates to tell the addicts the good news.

A moment later he comes running back into God’s office. “God! God! They’re gone!”

“Who? The addicts?” God asks.

“Yes! And they took the pearly gates, too!”

Little joke I first heard in rehab. Hopefully not a repost, but the is r/jokes after all.

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