They ask Saint Peter if they’re allowed in, and Peter reviews their records.
“Wow, I’m really not sure guys. It says here you’ve done a lot of bad things. Stealing, lying, generally bad addict behavior things. I can’t make this call, I have to go ask the big guy himself”, Peter says.
He goes to God’s office and explains the situation.
God says “they’re all my children, and I love them equally. They can enter”, and Saint Peter returns to the pearly gates to tell the addicts the good news.
A moment later he comes running back into God’s office. “God! God! They’re gone!”
“Who? The addicts?” God asks.
“Yes! And they took the pearly gates, too!”
Little joke I first heard in rehab. Hopefully not a repost, but the is r/jokes after all.
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