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He still had 2 gifts left. God said: "The first is to stand up and pee..." "uh, pick me, pick me, I want that" Adam interrupted. "You don't want to hear what the other one is?" God replied, but Adam was already on his way to test out this new gift. "Very well, eve!" God said, "The other gift is the ability to have a multi-orgasm." "oh, okay, thank you." Eve said and headed out to test her new gift.
At first she saw a primate, and grabbed it's tail. But the primate panicked and ripped of it's tail and ran off.
Disappointed, Eve looked around for another opportunity and saw a bird at the seaside and tried to catch it. But the bird saw her coming and jumped in the water and dived, just before she could catch it. But there in the water, there was a fish. The fish didn't see Eve, before it was too late. Eve grabbed the fish and used it to pleasure herself.
This story tells us why some primates doesn't have a tail, why some birds swim... but one thing we will never know... What did fish smell like before?
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