Was listening in on her last night and she was saying prayers, goodnight mommy, goodnight daddy, goodnight Grandpa, goodbye Grandma.
I had to ask her why she said goodbye to Grandma, she said it felt right. Thinking of nothing of it, the next day I get a phone call. Grandma was killed when Mary from the home stabbed her with a crotchet needle.
Little spooked, was my daughter gifted? Nah probably a coincidence, decided to listen in again. She mentioned no one dying for a solid week, then one night during prayers she says, goodnight mum, goodnight dad, goodbye grandpa!
Rather than asking her, I assumed the worst and sure thing Grandpa died of an overdose of viagra the next day, poor bastard died hard, anyways now I knew my demon spawn was gifted I started to panic, sure enough another week goes away, no goodbyes for another solid week, the next one threw me for a fright.
Goodnight mommy, goodbye daddy. FUCK ! okay now I was panicked, dit sleep or eat or anything. Decided to go into the office and work all day, nothing happens al day, it gets late so I decided to go home, when I got home my wife was in distress, I tell her to calm down I’ve had a bad day, she tells me it’s hit up her day is worse, today the mailman dropped dead unexpectedly......
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