Two friends meet on the street: - Hey man, I heard your mother-in-law died. What did she have? - Some jewelry, a TV and some small savings - That's not what I asked you. What was wrong with her? - Well, she had no friends, her neighbours hated her and she was hard to reason with… - Man, no.. why did she die? - One day, while she was visiting us, I told her to go to the cellar to bring some potatoes, to make mashed potatoes. She fell down the stairs and broke her neck. - Oh no, what bad luck! What did you do? - We had mac and cheese instead.
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