A man was at a club and after several drinks, of course he had to go to the bathroom. When he started relieving himself in the trough, he noticed a dwarf a few feet down the trough. He glanced down and saw that the dwarf was hung like a horse.
“Damn! How does a little guy like you have such a big dick??” He asked.
The dwarf responded in an Irish Accent, “Well boy-oh. I’m a leprechaun. All leprechauns are so well endowed!”
The man thought about it then quickly grabbed the Leprechaun by his jacket collar.
“Since you’re a leprechaun and I caught you, that means you owe me three wishes!”
The Leprechaun drooped his shoulder and sighed, “Dammit. Ya got me boy-oh. What are ya tree wishes?”
The man thought about it for a few and then said, “I want a beautiful woman to love me. I want a Lamborghini. And I want a billion dollars in my bank account.”
The leprechaun looked at the man and said, “Now listen. Far me ta grant ya wishes, ya gotta lemme plant m’seed in ya.”
The man looked at the leprechaun, “You mean you have to have fuck my ass and cum in me?”
“Aye lad. I’m sorry but it’s tha only way ma magic can work.”
So the man thinks about and he agrees. They go in a stall. The man drops his pants and the leprechaun spits on his dick then proceeds to fuck the guys ass vigorously.
After a few minutes the man grunts “I can’t believe I’m letting you do this, but at least I’ll get my wishes.”
The dwarf laughs and says, “I can’t believe you think I’m a leprechaun!”
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