A teacher asked her third grade class to name things that ended with the letters 'tor' that also ate things.
The first little boy said, 'Alligator'.
'Very good, Jimmy, that's a big word', said the teacher.
The next little boy said, 'Predator'.
'That's also a very good word, Allan, very good', said the teacher.
Little Johnny stands up and says, 'Vibrator'.
The teacher almost falls off of her chair, afraid of what's next, and says, 'Well, Johnny, that's a nice big word, but it doesn't eat anything'.
'Well, my mom has one, and she says it eats friggin' batteries like there's no tomorrow', said Little Johnny.
The teacher fell out of her chair and the class erupted in laughter.
'Class dismissed'.
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