A lady opened the door. The salesman rushed into the home and threw rotten scrambled eggs, fries and hot dogs on the carpet floor. Before the lady said anything, the salesman said "Mam, the vacuum i have is the best in business. I'll vacuum every single thing and also ensure there is no odor. If i fail I'll eat everything that's on the floor"
The lady then said "Would you like some ketchup ? Because, the house doesn't have electricity yet"
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