One day one mole pops his head out and sniffs around.
“It must be spring because I smell maple syrup in the air. The farmer’s wife always cooks pancakes in the springtime” says the mole as he leaves the burrow.
A second mole sticks his head out and smells the air.
“By George, he’s right! It smells of sweet boysenberry syrup out here.” The second mole then leaves.
A third mole pokes his head out and with a confused look shrugs and starts to leave.
As he’s leaving the other moles in the hole ask, “Do you smell syrup too? Is that why you’re leaving?”
“No,” says the mole, “but for the last three months down here I’ve smelt nothing but mole asses”
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